Ren Amamiya's Combat Arts: From Street Kid to Godslayer - His Fighting Aesthetic Will Blow Your Mind!
"In our last issue, we dissected Joker's triple personas (catch up if you missed it!). Today, Nekocos takes you deeper into the madness—Ren's combat style shatters dimensional walls! While real-world agents train hard, the Phantom Thieves' leader is already styling on gods with breakdance moves, bullet time, and psychological warfare!"
🎮 【1. Stat Overload】Just How Broken is Joker's Combat Power?
• Lightning Speed: 0.2s draw→fire→holster combo (FBI snipers average 0.5s) • Superhuman Reflexes: Tracks cursed bullets moving at hummingbird-wing frequency • Pain Immunity: Takes a full-power elbow from Olympic wrestler Shido and smirks: "That all you got?" • Infinite Stamina: Fights 24hrs nonstop in the Metaverse (LeBlanc coffee OP)
💡 Behind-the-Scenes:
• Those realistic grunts? Voice actor Jun Fukuyama got actually punched in the studio (ATLUS-certified "method acting") • Joker's dodges mix parkour flips + contemporary dance + 30% "anime physics boost"
🆚 【2. Dimensional Clash】Real Assassins vs. Joker: A Cosmic Power Gap
Round 1: Arsenal Comparison
▶ Real Assassin Gear:
• Standard dagger, wrist blades, smoke bombs • 85% assassination success rate (Assassin's Creed data)
▶ Joker's Loadout:
• "Tactical" dagger (mostly for posing) • Persona-powered gun (infinite ammo + elemental shots) • Summonable Personas (fire/lightning... or just delete gods with Satanael) • LeBlanc coffee cup (inventor of the "hot coffee blind" tech) • Morgana (multi-purpose cat projectile / mobile cover / sass dispenser)
▶ Outcome:
Real assassin: "I can infiltrate the Pentagon."
Joker: "I'll infiltrate humanity's collective unconscious and turn your shadows against you."
Round 2: Physics? Never Heard of Her
▶ Real Assassin Problems:
• Sprains ankle while parkouring • Wrist blade jams mid-assassination • "Leap of Faith" becomes "Faceplant of Shame"
▶ Joker's Daily Cheats:
• Bullet-time dodges (inspired by The Matrix but with sassier spins) • Blocks bullets with coat tails (Materials scientists: "This fabric defies physics!") • Execution moves require triple axel spins (Olympic judges scrambling to update rules) • Gets hit by RPG → backflips off explosion like it's a trampoline (Newton quit science)
🤡 【3. Combat Breakdown】Joker's Glitch-in-the-Matrix Techniques
Round 1: Arsenal Comparison
▶ Real Assassin Gear:
• Standard dagger, wrist blades, smoke bombs • 85% assassination success rate (Assassin's Creed data)
▶ Joker's Loadout:
• "Tactical" dagger (mostly for posing) • Persona-powered gun (infinite ammo + elemental shots) • Summonable Personas (fire/lightning... or just delete gods with Satanael) • LeBlanc coffee cup (inventor of the "hot coffee blind" tech) • Morgana (multi-purpose cat projectile / mobile cover / sass dispenser)
▶ Outcome:
Real assassin: "I can infiltrate the Pentagon."
Joker: "I'll infiltrate humanity's collective unconscious and turn your shadows against you."
Round 2: Physics? Never Heard of Her
▶ Real Assassin Problems:
• Sprains ankle while parkouring • Wrist blade jams mid-assassination • "Leap of Faith" becomes "Faceplant of Shame"
▶ Joker's Daily Cheats:
• Bullet-time dodges (inspired by The Matrix but with sassier spins) • Blocks bullets with coat tails (Materials scientists: "This fabric defies physics!") • Execution moves require triple axel spins (Olympic judges scrambling to update rules) • Gets hit by RPG → backflips off explosion like it's a trampoline (Newton quit science)
🤡 【3. Combat Breakdown】Joker's Glitch-in-the-Matrix Techniques
Scenario 1: FBI Raid
• Joker uses "All-Out Charm" • Result: SWAT team starts dancing to "Take Over" and leaks classified info
Scenario 2: Pentagon Heist
• Plan: Crash school bus through gates → Raoul's roses KO guards → Steal nuke codes + draw cat meme on servers
Scenario 3: Sniper Ambush
• Normal reaction: Take cover • Joker reaction: Deflects moonlight with knife to blind sniper (if cloudy? Summons Satanael to delete the clouds)
🎤 【5. Multiverse Matchups】Could Joker Beat These Legends?
• vs Batman: Billionaire vigilante vs. broke transfer student (but Joker has cat-assisted dropkicks) • vs Dante: 3-hour style-off turns into dance battle • vs Naruto: Talk-no-Jutsu fails (immune to godly brainwashing) • vs Your Cat: Canonically his only weakness (all attacks miss felines)
🔮 【Next Issue Teaser】
Next up, Nekocos is bringing you something even more explosive - The Ultimate Amamiya Ren Fashion Exposé!
From Shujin Academy's pristine uniforms to never-before-seen prototype combat gear from the cutting room floor - we've even recreated FIVE complete outfits in real life! Prepare your eyeballs for this sartorial spectacle!
